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September 12 2017

17:12

Hate to sound like a cranky old woman but why do college kids thinks it’s ok to just walk in front of traffic when there’s a crossing literally 10m away

September 08 2017

15:57

Week one of third year done I guess?!?

15:41
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pendragonsandwinchesters:

Autumn Trailer + Jac & Fletch

September 05 2017

15:51

I can’t believe council tax is an actual thing I am forced to spend my time thinking about

September 03 2017

11:15
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jacnaylor:

fave guys

you take care of your people

August 31 2017

17:27
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16:37
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I honestly love her?

August 29 2017

20:24

themoderndaycain:

i'm sorry, the old bake off can’t come to the phone right now. why? oh! cause she’s dead!

August 28 2017

15:58
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arcticmonkeysaf:

Chicago, 7.27.16

August 25 2017

21:19

Me and my sister are introducing my dad to pop punk and honestly hilarious

20:34

August 23 2017

20:24

Yall can shit on Dunkirk all you want but it was great and I cried

August 21 2017

20:48
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aesthetic-ardor:

∆ triangles are my favorite shape 

an alt-j tribute

August 15 2017

18:53

Why am I kind of excited for the Jac/Fletch storyline it’s ridiculous and I love it

August 14 2017

22:52

Drunk Mondays are largely useful for finding out you have secret half uncles?!?!?!?

August 09 2017

22:06
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nervouspearl:

Bernie Wolfe | first and last

August 06 2017

19:21

British Memes Gothic

storywonker:

  • There is a Nandos on every street. They are all cheeky. You do not know what makes them cheeky. Each houses a garrison of lads. You do not want to enter, but you cannot resist a cheeky Nandos. The smell of banter and peri peri overwhelms you.
  • A meerkat is trying to sell you insurance. You have forgotten what the insurance is for. All that matters is the comparison. If you are good and do not protest, the meerkat promises, you will get a free meerkat toy.
  • Freddos are too expensive. No-one you know remembers a time when they were the right price. You stare at the sweet shelf, lost in the glamour of the Pick'n'mix and the little chocolate frogs.
  • The DFS sale is now on. It is always now on. Has it ever been off? No matter. It is now on. If you hurry, you can get a year of interest-free payments.
  • Jamie Oliver is on the television. Jamie Oliver is in your school. Jamie Oliver is in your kitchen, cooking an eight-course banquet in 30 minutes. It’s full of big flavours. He always has enough herbs. You do not ask where he gets them from. You can only be thankful it’s Jamie Oliver and not Heston Blumenthal.
  • Everyone watched Dick and Dom when they were a child, no matter their age. Do they age? Where have they gone? What was the nature of their bungalow? Are they of the same deathless kindred as Bruce Forsyth? You suspect Graham Norton may also be involved.
  • There are four candles. Everyone you mention them to thinks you’re talking about utensils.
  • A car races past you. Behind the wheel is a man screaming about POWER. This is the worst day… in the world.
  • When you sleep, you can hear Stephen Fry behind your eyelids, asking you about the significance of the march hare to the Aztecs. You say that they worshipped them. Klaxons blare from all around.

August 03 2017

20:05

I’m a good person and I don’t deserve to be hurt by England football teams this often I really don’t

July 26 2017

20:01

fruitsgood:

targuzzler:

….mayo is good on fries ok

i have an overwhelming urge to tell you that you are wrong but i don’t know for certain because i have never tried that and i never will out of fear

July 15 2017

09:13

Placebo absolutely fucking killed it last night, if you get a chance to see them live do it

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